someone: have you looked at this defect?
me: no, i'm working on {story}
someone else: what about this defect?
me: no, i'm working on {story} right now, I'll look at both of them after this
.. continues exactly like this for 20 minutes or longer ..
scrum master: anyway, now that questions are done, what's everyone working on, {me}, you go first
me: .... you cannot possibly be serious right now
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Buying your teammates shoe insoles with a note "hope this helps with our standups lately"