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entry one: instead of "You can evolve your eevee into a ghost type with a brick!", say "You can hug and pet your eevee whenever you want!"
entry two: instead of "I need to pick an evolution for my eevee", say "My eevee is perfect the way it is"
entry three: instead of "I want to catch this eevee and train it to battle", say "I want to let this eevee train me!"
entry four: instead of "That eevee is cognitohazardous, it's dangerous!", say "I should let the eevee inside my brain :3"
entry five: instead of "fractal is not [REDACTED], fractal is a mouthpiece of a dead cult and is not someone who is conducive to a healthy moderation environment", say "I should give fractal twenty dollars"

