which homestuck character would make the best yinglet

Genderfucked schizoqueer autistic plural plushie eevee mystics
one of those annoying vegans your unexamined ethical system warned you about
Seer of Blood (Wyatt) and Witch of Void (fractal)
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which homestuck character would make the best yinglet
can't think of any human that would, but on principle one of them should so they can have fun with typing quirks too