I want there to be a season of the show Poker Face where every single episode is a crossover with another show, but — and this is important — they all air as episodes of the shows it crosses over with, and everyone involved keeps the whole thing under lock and key. I want to start watching an episode of Abbott Elementary, and this one has two new teachers we've never been introduced to, and then oh no! one of them murders the other one?!? and then we flash back and suddenly Natasha Lyonne is here. this should be able to happen any time on any TV show. where will she show up next? the only way to find out is to watch every single television show
