I keep seeing this ad for scrubs on the subway that says "you all consume 12× more pretzels than any other city. We have plenty of pockets, perfect for storing pretzels"
It makes no sense like I'm not shoving entire ass Wawa pretzels in my pockets working at a hospital. But the ad is very effective...
Effective at making me want pretzels!!
one pocket for my sourdough pretzies, one pocket for the honey mustard. the perfect loadout for a long day of open heart surgeries
gimme a food-grade waterproof pocket that I can load up with any sauce I want. I just wanna pour it directly in there so I can dip my pretzel directly in there while keeping my eyes fully focused on the scalpel inside this guy's ribcage
