hello. I'm thinking about the character Sneed from season 3 episode 2 of Star Trek: Picard. I'm actually feeling pretty Sneedpilled right now
the song "Market Street" from the soundtrack to Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home sounds a lot like the music in Super Mario 64, except it's even better than any of the music in that game
Computer, ortolan bunting filled with armagnac and deep-fried with a flaming hot cheeto crust
Computer, mixed infusion of every medicinal herb in the Starfleet biological database, hot
Computer, 120ml of warm pasteurized cow's milk, served in a plastic sippy cup displaying 15 years of UV exposure damage
Computer, can of White Claw, 2011 formulation, label replaced with the pattern for a can of Dr Pepper, 1982 formulation
Computer, 52 ccs of DOP certified gamer girl sweat, slightly below room temperature
Computer, earl grey, hot.
Computer, earl grey, very hot.
Computer, earl grey, hot; earl grey, hot; earl grey, hot; earl grey, hot.
Computer, hot.
Computer, hot; hot; hot; hot; hot.
in Star Trek: Lower Decks, it's established that there's an error that sometimes causes the replicator to only dispense "banana — hot," and in Star Trek: Discovery, roughly 800 years later, a character intentionally triggers the "banana — hot" bug so that an engineer will be too distracted solving this one to notice him committing some crimes.
this leads to two important observations: first, at some point, someone in charge of maintaining the replicator functionality saw that this issue had arisen, saw that someone found a workaround to fix it, and marked it "will not fix." second, at least once, someone has had to scroll through a long bug report comments section that's hundreds of years old trying to find that workaround.
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