dug a bit more into things. apparently 'post a video and get randomly and immediately suspended for supposedly violating the intimate media rule' has been going on for awhile now at twitter. found someone who got hit with it this month for... paddling a boat on a lake. fun times
a few months ago if you posted this guy, it would get you instantly locked for 12 hours for posting revenge porn
addendum: while I was trying to dig up the image of the Little Guy Who Gets You Instantly Banned for Revenge Porn, I also found this
anyway if anyone ever asks me why I don't trust human-out-of-the-loop moderation processes at all it's this