Rap Game Deleuze

coming up with a new type of posting called npcposting. the goal is to sound like an npc in a town in like, pokemon or just any rpg. here i'll go first.

Have you talked with the mayor yet?

I love the view from this terrace. You can see the whole city.

I ran out of potions! It's a good thing the Potion Store's just up ahead.

Did you hear the rumours about the town south of here? I wouldn't go there if I were you!

I heard there are bandits in the forest south of town!

Headed towards the Old Monastery, are you? Take care. I heard there was some kind of trouble there recently.

Things haven't been the same since that cloaked figure arrived at court...

Every time we clear out a rat’s nest from the sewers, more come back!

Heh heh heh. My ring of teleporation is buried behind the third gravestone, nice and saf-
Oh, hello there! Have a good day!

…! Oh! Sorry, I didn’t see you there.

You look like you know your way around a sword.

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Oh good morning PROTAGINIST NAME HERE !

Be careful around the wilds, dangerous creatures are about!

I heard you could open up the Menu and select Town Map to see a map of the area! Isn’t that neat?

I remember when this pond was teeming with all kinds of fish! Nowadays even if you caught something, you wouldn't want to eat it. Damn factory . . .