𝔞𝔷𝔲𝔯𝔢𝔩𝔬𝔯𝔢 𝔤𝔴𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔩𝔶𝔫 𝔨𝔬𝔯𝔯𝔦𝔤𝔞𝔫 🕷️🍂

big day for the kellycade!! dunno if i ever put a pic of this cabinet on here. the story is one day i woke up to the question "is this worth $50" and a pic of the listing and half awake i answered "woodgrain!!" which was correctly interpreted as a 'yes.' these machines would eventually become the Megatouch bartop games you can still see to this day in many adult drinking and/or gambling establishments. (this is why it proudly boasts a SEX TRIVIA mode)

long story short it was restored to functionality (primarily with the removal of a safety fuse (don't worry about it)) and i can confirm that the SEX TRIVIA is exactly as Problematic as you would expect a SEX TRIVIA game written by arcade game programmers in 1988 to be, if not moreso, as not only are there joke answers, there are joke questions. i cheesed my way to 3rd place simply by being 41 years old however i suspect i will never dethrone Darlene from the top of the leaderboard as there are many questions about people who were famous in a trivia game sort of way 60 years ago. but really how cool is it that the high score table data's even still on this thing??? here's to you, Darlene "The Queen." wherever you are