𝔞𝔷𝔲𝔯𝔢𝔩𝔬𝔯𝔢 𝔤𝔴𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔩𝔶𝔫 𝔨𝔬𝔯𝔯𝔦𝔤𝔞𝔫 🕷️🍂

flomped on bed, sweating and wheezing, trying to mend a cracked nail after an afternoon out with my enbae.

"what i really need is a wheelchair, but horizontal."
"i think they call that a gurney."
"okay, so i can lie down and file my nails then, and you can call me 'gurney sanders.'"