𝔞𝔷𝔲𝔯𝔢𝔩𝔬𝔯𝔢 𝔤𝔴𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔩𝔶𝔫 𝔨𝔬𝔯𝔯𝔦𝔤𝔞𝔫 🕷️🍂

whenever someone new follows me on whatever platform,

• i wonder, why on earth?
• i check if they're a porn bot
• i check if they're a chud
• I check if they're Some Creepy Dude

if none of that,

• i check if they follow, like, frank cifaldi

and that's usually it

if not, typically they're just doe-eyed and gay