𝔞𝔷𝔲𝔯𝔢𝔩𝔬𝔯𝔢 𝔤𝔴𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔩𝔶𝔫 𝔨𝔬𝔯𝔯𝔦𝔤𝔞𝔫 🕷️🍂

if you want to get shit like "fangames made in the 2000s that come exclusively as a single windows exe" you have to get them from the kind of sites you'd vitriolically instruct your grandmother never to visit. anyone who was there for the early days, when we launched cave story with doukutsu.exe, is like a fucking bomb sniffing dog now. we can wander through minefields and miraculously exit unscathed. our noses tell us which pages install ransomware. our tails twitch when we look at the fake download button; our mouths water when we look at the real one.