9hornet9
@9hornet9

fortnight fired every employee except 1 guy who is still trying to recapture 1 extemely specific formative sexual awakening and every time he fails he just tries it again. if he cant see a girls stomach he thinks its boyish and starts 2 feel gay. let us celebrate this essential worker 🫑


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And over the course of this video essay we will go on a journey, meticulously tracking down clues and interviewing people from this worker's life in order to identify the specific source of this sexual awakeni- oh wait, it's Alias. It's the television show Alias.