𝔞𝔷𝔲𝔯𝔢𝔩𝔬𝔯𝔢 𝔤𝔴𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔩𝔶𝔫 𝔨𝔬𝔯𝔯𝔦𝔤𝔞𝔫 🕷️🍂

whenever someone new follows me on whatever platform,

• i wonder, why on earth?
• i check if they're a porn bot
• i check if they're a chud
• I check if they're Some Creepy Dude

if none of that,

• i check if they follow, like, frank cifaldi

and that's usually it

if not, typically they're just doe-eyed and gay

would be nice if vibrators worked on me—beyond the public-facing massage utility, which they manage with aplomb

in regard to their more-typical use, mostly they just evoke what, in the moment, feels like carpal tunnel of the clitoris

...

but hey, i guess that leaves more for the other girls!! 😅

my brain is beautiful even if it doesn't function