the robin.
europe wins, clearly.
propaganda disclaimer: the american robin is in slinky mode while the european robin is in poof mode. this is for dramatic emphasis. slinky mode on the european bobbin is still at least as ball as, if not rounder, than poof mode american. don't ever say i lack journalistic integrity
people from other continents and people knowledgeable about borbs: this is an invitation to show me your balls
(round birds. round birds !!)
see also: american and european badgers
(im on a phone so youll have to google images yourself lol)
beatrix potter would have had a very different energy if she was from america i zhink
