basement dweller

@badambulist

hi

she/her

white british trans woman with chronic pain

author, of a sort

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basement dweller @badambulist12/23/2022, 2:30 PM

Chris Franklin @Campster

nora @nora12/22/2022, 10:48 PM

This post has content warnings for: Christmas.

eden @eden12/23/2022, 4:35 AM

im not gonna lie this post actually does warrant a content warning for christmas

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in reply to @nora's post:

assorted fruits @peachblow12/22/2022, 11:02 PM

of all the reasons to put a cw on this post.......

nora @nora12/22/2022, 11:12 PM

i thought people who are sick of Christmas might not want to read my Santa joke

vegan btw @politepigeon12/22/2022, 11:15 PM

it has been right in the name this whole time. sANTa.

toad @toad12/22/2022, 11:23 PM

nora i want you to know this is a killer punchline

nora @nora12/22/2022, 11:24 PM

thank u

jeroknite @jeroknite12/22/2022, 11:26 PM

This is canon now

TangledMacrame @tangledmacrame12/23/2022, 1:56 AM

Here for this lore

Caro @caro12/23/2022, 4:17 AM

nothing could have prepared me

meredith @meredith12/23/2022, 4:44 AM

oh -points- representation.

@mumil12/23/2022, 8:17 AM

that last line🤝

nike @-nike-12/23/2022, 8:47 AM

thats,, just the plot of bee movie

Nire Bryce @NireBryce12/23/2022, 9:12 AM

good post Nora

Cosmotec @Cosmotec12/23/2022, 6:28 PM

OHHHH. thats why you have to leave cookies for him it takes a lot of energy to make all those eggs

Del @diidelphiis12/23/2022, 7:51 PM

i've been saying this

in reply to @eden's post:

delta △ iasmin omar ata @deltahead12/23/2022, 3:54 PM

nothing could have possibly prepared me for what was laying in wait here

Charybdis 🏳️‍⚧️ (Chripes)@charybdis12/23/2022, 7:36 PM

I don't know what I expected when I clicked "show post" but it for sure wasnt that