is it too much to ask that whoever moves into the empty flat next door should be a cute single guy* with a super nes obsession? and is it too much to ask that he likes italian food? and is it really seriously too much to ask that he finds me cute too?
i've left this decision up to random chance for long enough, i think i deserve to do some RNG manipulation this time. please, whoever is responsible for these kinds of things, give me someone cute who likes super nintendo, italian food, piano music, and me. thank you. offerings of rice and lit candles will be presented upon request.
(* gender neutral. i will also accept a cute single girl, demiboy, whoever.)
now how to meet someone who lives in the other half of a secured building? π€π€π€
