i know they're probably joking, but i always deflate a little whenever i see a teenager say they've "lived most of their life already". This happened A LOT on tumblr in the 2012-2014 period of time.
Honey, humans tend to live to around 85. You're 14. You have NOT lived "most" of your life. You haven't even lived HALF your life. You haven't even lived a QUARTER of your life.
That and "tonight tell your parents goodbye instead of good night and see if they notice". Of course they will. Dang.
