live except for the first match, but about that first match: rhea ripley is so fuckin cool i love herrrrrr but i will say that becky lynch also kicks a lot of ass
- the ladder match with about 300 people in it... oh my god they're all in there at once. also grayson waller and austin theory just look Really gay in their photos. especially waller. no shade but sometimes i really have to say Wrestling Is Gay
- judgement day has cool pants.
- spacing out and remembering how rhea ripley lifted becky off the ropes with ONLY her like core strength and shoulders. insane
- wait i think this match got stupid?? "I KNOW THE RULES, COLE"
- tables are happening and ECW chanting is happening....... okay
- i giggle every time one of the commentators goes "OH MY GOD!!!"
- i wonder if the judgement day (or whoever makes their fashion choices, idk how it all works) legitimately uses hanky code lmao
- it really looked like r-truth and the miz were gonna kiss up on the ladder
- god people really hate dominik (at least in storyline). i don't hate him but i can't say i fully support the mullet. he's just like... an endearing little shit. also i love how short rey mysterio is. i love short representation
- did he just say maybe dom's mother was jealous that he's with rhea??? lmao
- why are the commentators beefing with each other sdfsdf
- the girls are fightinggggggg. and now here's some football players i guess? i don't care but there were some FLYING people in this match
- idk how i feel about yeet vs no yeet. it's fun but also kinda silly
- lmao shout out to the person in the crowd with the BOOOO poster
- "we have no yeets."
- okay this bit where they're just exchanging punches while the crowd punctuates each one... kinda fucked. kinda hella into it
- oh they're going for the emotional moment.... or it's a trick. yeah it was a trick
- just realized the sponsorship all over the ring is those fucking dick wipes sdafsdfds anyway YEET
- i don't know how i want this next one to go. i really like bianca belair, but also asuka is crazy and fun. my preferences are roughly equal i guess
- ok naomi's outfit FUCKS
- asuka is just like. a jester. all hoppin around and being colorful
- bianca moves like a fucking superhero god bless
- WHIP also i have no understanding of the tagging rules. anyway EST slaps!
- dsfsd the poster in the crowd that just says "WHAT"
- i have basically no thoughts on this next one other than sami zayn seems kinda doofy (is he coming out to ska???) but i appreciate the underdog angle. get his ass, unassuming ska man
- the visible redness on these dudes' skin makes me hurt. big ouch
- ew, he's talking to ska man's wife
- let's goooo ska man
- what's with the poster of peppa pig in a nine inch nails shirt sdfsdf
- it doesn't matter.... what you think
- seth rollins seems like kind of a jackass. i like that. i don't have any feelings before this one either. it's basically jackass vs "shut up bitch!"
- cody rhodes looks like a ken doll dressed like captain falcon. and then seth rollins is walking in with an entire comforter??
- this is the most elaborate ass intro. "the final boss is a perfect specimen!" pat mcafee is hard for the rock. "i'd get six pack abs too--" "i doubt it."
- my man michael cole not giving a shit rn. and a 'my man' for samantha irvin
- why'd they lock fingers all slow motion like that lmao
- seth got thrown the fuck down and he's like ":D hehe"
- the girls are fightingggg (commentators edition)
- "if you count down, you're fired" what the fuck lmao
- wait,,, does roman reigns have a loaded glove and that's just like, fine?
- i love the big flippy kicks tbh, and the cool jumps
- fsdafsd "I HATE THAT DAMN SONG"
- lmao the commentator straight up was like "this is stupid!"
- idk man i think the whole bloodline cheating thing is kinda lame
- oh hey i called that. roman spearing the rock
- alas, further fuckery tomorrow ๐
idk if i'll watch day 2, but i had fun today
