[apropos of nothing] "remember jack: no body, no sentence."
"...wait is lavender a scent or a color?"
"i'm dramatic? he's the one that smashed his chromebook because i said i didn't want to [stuff i didn't hear]. but i'm dramatic."
"these are acryllic, those are press-ons. they are different. these bitches stay on, those bitches come off."
"you're ugly and i'm not!"
[other boy stares at him]
"i'm sorry. i love you."
"tomato."
"that's a fruit."
"grape."
"that's also a fruit."
"apple."
"..."
"that's not a fruit!"
"apples are a fruit?!"
[the same girls from the above exchange then went on, i believe, to troll a military recruiter via text]
"that's why i'm gonna have five kids. so they can bring me beer."
"wh-- you're gonna end up unionizing your kids. they'll be striking. 'no more beer! no more beer!'"
"why do i have to go ad-free to watch the movie??"
"it's my navy ball dress."
"...what's a navy ball?"
