bag-of-beans

i couldn't make it as a punker

  • she/her

i'm here to be creative and weird. my art tag is #bean museum



[apropos of nothing] "remember jack: no body, no sentence."

"...wait is lavender a scent or a color?"

"i'm dramatic? he's the one that smashed his chromebook because i said i didn't want to [stuff i didn't hear]. but i'm dramatic."

"these are acryllic, those are press-ons. they are different. these bitches stay on, those bitches come off."

"you're ugly and i'm not!"
[other boy stares at him]
"i'm sorry. i love you."

"tomato."
"that's a fruit."
"grape."
"that's also a fruit."
"apple."
"..."
"that's not a fruit!"
"apples are a fruit?!"

[the same girls from the above exchange then went on, i believe, to troll a military recruiter via text]

"that's why i'm gonna have five kids. so they can bring me beer."
"wh-- you're gonna end up unionizing your kids. they'll be striking. 'no more beer! no more beer!'"

"why do i have to go ad-free to watch the movie??"

"it's my navy ball dress."
"...what's a navy ball?"


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