balketh

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WoLQotD
@WoLQotD

Question of the Day!

What did your Warrior of Light have for breakfast?


balketh
@balketh

It's not always a morning meal, but it's definitely the breaking of a fast (and, no, my WoL does not consider pre-dungeon food 'meals'. More like medication you take. "One plate? Dungeon hors d'oeuvres!")

You know those fuckin' HUGE-ass Monster-Hunter-style Goku-esque himbo spreads? Where there's like, a whole fuckin' roast bird on the table, huge bowls of rice and dumplings, sauces, skewers, steamed or tempura'd veggies, one or more bottles of something non-alcoholic (we're presumably starting the day, not ending it!) along with some kind of massive seafood-still-in-shell, and the archetypal, massive, steaming meat on bone?

Absolutely that. He paid for it all himself, as he always does (doesn't really spend his money on much else), and he always pays for anyone that joins him. If he has to cook it himself, he'll typically just hit up the biggest protein he can find, plus a shittonne of rice.

He's not a slob about it, nor super loud. He just... Eats a lot.

It's the only thing that somewhat makes sense sometimes: if nothing else, some of his boundless reserves must come from these extremely hearty and massive meals.

He also doesn't eat anything else all day, so that might help, too.

Look - my WoL might be a very basic Himb-WoL about it all, which gives him a touch of the Son Goku, but that's part of the fun, to me. Never hard to get along with, never in doubt, always up for the challenge.


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