Seen that 'level 12 pile of dust' meme going around, and it's so fuckin' bad, like
Not because it's a level of nitpicky rules lawyery stupidity - that's my wheelhouse, baby.
It's bad because it's wrong? Like these jokes only work if they're right and the joke is that the terrible construction of the system is at fault, but that's not the case here, and parading around like it's right is relying on the reader not knowing the rules, and it is a mockery remote!
Disintegrate turns you into an object if it brings you to 0HP - a fine pile of dust.
Only creatures gain the Unconscious condition at 0HP. Objects are destroyed, which is so very much worse than regular death. That's why it says only True Resurrection/Wish can bring you back - they're the only spells that can raise the dead without a body.
Get that Weak Shit off of my court! S'fucken embarrasing!
