Active like the NERv mission room style active comms chatter.
"Predicting low-moderate impact, viral spike chance minimal, won't breach containment."
"Non-sequiter memetic modifier adversely affecting prediction models... Anomalous virality outlier- what?? It's a double entendre?!"
"You're telling me it was horny on main this whole time?!"
Red light activates, alarms sound. Decisive Battle begins playing.
"Target post criticality rising exponentially!"
"Brace for imminent containment breach!!"