Spoilers for Re: Dracula, and, y'know, the book Dracula.
Dracula goes down like a fucking chump mid-laugh during an honest-to-gods Red-Dead-ass snowy cowboy heist, and, fucking, FUCKING
QUINCY MORRIS, MOST MANLY OF MANS, DIES IN A FUCKING KNIFE FIGHT?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO