(To the tune of You're A Rich Girl, Hall & Oates)
Caledfwlch girl, don't pull it too far
'Cuz you'll become the King of England that way!
You can rely on Jehovah's money!
You can rely on the Old Text honey!
She's a bitch girl, don't wade too far
She'll make you King of England anyway!
Say Mandation, but she'll take you too far
Take you too far!