balketh

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Goblin Party @ My Brain 24/7 | A week shy of 33 before Cohost closed. Cis, ACAB forever, Trans Rights Are Human Rights forever.

RIP Cohost 2024. You were the best social media site to have ever been done. Long live eggbug. If you're seeing this in the future, on some archive, be kind to others. It's the only way things get better.

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When you leave a mission in Helldivers 2, in a squad, feeling exhausted, because the five minutes it took to extract were the most harrowing Benny Hill bullshit you've ever experienced, being relentlessly chased by a conga line of giant exoskeleton-sized Terminators with Chainsaws For Arms

I don't feel badass. I feel like we barely scraped through and it was hilarious. Getting mortar'd by my own men is fucking hilarious. Constantly walking into our own minefield. Getting squashed by drop pods. Ragdolling off a ridiculous dive. Instantly vaporizing the head of a squadmate because he strafed into my line of machine gun fire.

The punchline of the satire is in the gameplay, and I think it works.


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