(passionately; he's clearly thought about this before)
Goblin Party @ My Brain 24/7 | A week shy of 33 before Cohost closed. Cis, ACAB forever, Trans Rights Are Human Rights forever.
RIP Cohost 2024. You were the best social media site to have ever been done. Long live eggbug. If you're seeing this in the future, on some archive, be kind to others. It's the only way things get better.
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(passionately; he's clearly thought about this before)
Teddy: "Whaddaya mean, Bob? I just—I just—oh god! [bawls] I can't do this, Bob! They asked for Python and I came in with a snake!"
[extremely jack stauber voice]
CUM WEIGHT (cum weight)
CUM WEEEEEEEIGHT
[Teddy] You mean cum weights? What's wrong with cum weights, Bob?
[Bob] Well, uhhh...
[Teddy] I'll be honest, Bob. I can't spell "cumulative". I can't do it. I get about halfway in and everything just goes to pieces. So I thought hey, cum. People will know what I mean there. Code is human-to-human communication, Bob.
oh my god I haven't even seen the show but I think I can hear the characters from the couple of clips I've seen