balketh

Eggbug was here. Eggbug mattered.

Goblin Party @ My Brain 24/7 | A week shy of 33 before Cohost closed. Cis, ACAB forever, Trans Rights Are Human Rights forever.

RIP Cohost 2024. You were the best social media site to have ever been done. Long live eggbug. If you're seeing this in the future, on some archive, be kind to others. It's the only way things get better.

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Your long post would look a lot more seductive and enticing with a little lingerie, don't you think? Leave something for the reader's imagination, to tantalize? Might I suggest the style of a well-placed read-more? The most pregante of pauses!


No need to wait for sweet secretary Eggbug to politely fade you off - doing it yourself is quick, easy, extremely stylish, and very considerate for Cohost's long, slender dashboards!

It's as simple as an empty linebreak, three hyphens, and another empty linebreak:

Risque setup!
  
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Satisfying payoff!

Don't forget the empty linebreaks either side! Forget the latter, and three hyphens becomes a line separator! Forget the former, and suddenly you get very loud! (Try it! ;3c)


See? Wonderful!

Please accept another tip, since you've been so patient and came all the way down here!

If you didn't already know, the 'new post' interface has a question-mark button in the lower left corner of its window - after the paperclip, warning triangle, and smiley face. Clicking it takes you to a handy guide for Cohost's Markdown, also linked here for your comfort and ease. I try to be good like that. I hope it brought you a smile, or at least made you do that little nose huff of small satisfaction. It's cute when you do that, y'know.

You're all amazing. I love you. Recovery is half the battle. Find your strength. Fight on. <3


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