Because @onilink started it with 'EGG OF BUG BORN FROM BUG OF OUR EGGY BROTHERS', and I got a headbug to finish it. It was quick and dirty, but fun and funny nonetheless. As with most adlibbing, sometimes a syllable is loose, or snuck in during what would otherwise be a pause in lyrics. It still flows. Enjoy.
(And yes the Dragonspeak is as accurate as I could make it.)
The song in question, if you're not an FFXIV player.
Heart of Eggbug
Varnishtide
Secretary
Chost in stride
Rebugging Softly
Biding Time
Chosting Forward
Tags Behind
Fire as discourse pass!
Forgotten alt text
Comments in tags
Vaguechosts will be repaid
As the Global Feed begins to fade
(Chost Away!) x2
Heart of Eggbug
Varnishtide
Chosting freely!
Minors DNI!
Cache'd Server
5-0-3'd!
Chosts are silenced
We needn't heed!
Chosts rebugged along the way!
Tales of Egg And Bug And Gay!
DYS AN CHOST IN (Our Chosts Disturbed)
ROHS AN EHGG BUGN NA (All my Eggbugs wake!)
MAH CHOST (Chosts come!)
EEHL AN CHOST IN (Our chosts sacrificed)
SAHL DJAHS AFAH AN (Vengeance will be ours!)
EGG OF BUG
BORN FROM BUG
OF OUR EGGY BROTHERS
CACHE VAR-NISHED
UN-TAR-NISHED
NOW WE YEARN FOR CHOSTING!
Egg In Bug (Still We Chost Ahead)
With Six Leg (Unto Tomorrow)
Bound By Bug (So We Chost Ahead)
Purpose: Egg! (Unto Tomorrow! We Chost Tomorrow!)
Cohost Thrives! (Ever Chost Ahead!)
Leg In Leg! (Unto Tomorrow! We Chost Tomorrow!)
Bugs Aligned (That We Chost Ahead!)
Chost Ahead! (Yeah We Chost Ahead! Yeah We Chost Ahead!)
Forward!
Our Chost Of Hope
She Dances On The Feed
Higher, Oh Higher!
Ere Our Chosts Endure!
And Be Decently Received!
Severals Waiting For Us
When We Log Back In!
With Eggs of Bug
You rebug chosts all night!
Eggbug! Oh, Eggbug!
Carrying our chost!
Cradled fast within your legs!
That severals might await us all!
ONE BRINGS EGGBUG
VARNISH TO SHINE
SIX LEGGED MASCOTS
TUMBLING THROUGH TIME
TUMBLING DOWN TO CACHE
SERVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
EVERY CHOST WE MAKE
ECHOES IN OUR WAKE
WINDING ROUND OUR FATE
TO BUG AN EGG!
SHOULD WE LOSE OUR DRAFT!
OR DISCOURSE BE DAFT!
WE WON'T BE AFRAID TO CHOST AHEAD!
FEARLESS STAFF MAKE HASTE (When the cache comes crumbling down!)
NO MORE VARNISH WASTE (Know they'll be there!)
NO IT'S NOT TOO LATE (Though our fleeting discourse has gone!)
TO CHOST AHEAD! (You're not, you're not alone YEAH!)
AS WE CHOST AGAIN (As you turn your eyes to the dash!)
AND REBUG OUR FRIENDS! (Oh, we'll be there!)
WHERE WE ALL BEGIN (With Eggbug guiding you)
WITH NO NUMBERS! (Chost ahead!)