GPU Guy gave up the ghost. Dumped all his current scams when I kept pushing for more proof, marked it all as 'SOLD' and vanished. Pretty sure he tried to get into my account as well.
Scum. Hope he gets caught and fucked over so bad he stops hurting other people.
Welp. Back to waiting patiently for a reasonably priced GPU upgrade. 'Reasonably' herein being around/below ~$400AUD, 'upgrade' being able to hit greater than ~100FPS in most games on Ultra at 1440p.
Might be another few years yet. p_p