The "Dead" GPU Saga has taken a turn for the better - it comes at the cost of my pride, however. Read on to find out how I fucked up, and what I'm going to do about it.
For donors to know up front: I'm offering a full refund, and I'll eat any fees taken to get your money back to you. I don't even know if kofi can do refunds, but I'll straight up just donate it back to you.