(fallen london stamps by can't remember if I said this before but one of the goth roommates calls rotisserie chickens "rotated birds"
and the natural endpoint of this has been referring to OC fixation as "rotates [OC] like a bird"
(brought to you by me casually telling a friend that I enjoyed watching his OC be "slowly rotated, squirming, over the flame that is the mortifying ordeal of being known")
