(fallen london stamps by Me: "BAST"
Me: "Would you still love me if I was a worm? (◕◡◕✿)"
Bast:
Bast: "What do you think?"
Bast: "And why are you asking me this at 4 AM?"
(not included here because there's no writing convention for the bits of raw thought that accompany internal speech: Bast's small "oh no" right as I called his name, and the undercurrent of "what kind of person do you take me for" in his reply)