(fallen london stamps by found yet another batch of "every system has" memes ([1] [2] [3])
so, you know the drill! (once again these memes are meant in a lighthearted way and taking them too literally is our idea of fun)
The responsible one: yes
Chaotic bisexual: it's me!
Pure cinnamon roll: nope, sorry. we're all horrible in our own ways
Sass machine: Capella, as befitting someone who got the dubious honor of being "Reddit account manager" for some time
Shit-stirrer: I..... don't actually know if this applies to any of us. I feel like even I don't stir shit so much as turn rapid circles in my own lil corner of the internet
Sweet but will fuck you up in Mario Kart: we're allergic to PvP
Looks human but isn't: yes
Has died at least five times: my Guild Wars 2 deaths are well past the five hundreds from all the dumb shit I do, does that count
Has absolutely 0 chill: there is someone who would admit to being this person but it's also a sore spot for her so she will remain unnamed. and while I don't think I have 0 chill it is true that I am Chronically Low on chill
The token cishet: nope! every lady in here is aroace or into girls
That Bitch(tm): What Does This Mean (Capella: "I volunteer!")
The constantly confused one: from an anonymous member: "If you live here long enough, you get used to it."
The Mom Friend: Bast, but like, in a chill way
The Older Sibling Friend: what does this mean
The nonhuman who doesn't know how to human: the more relevant question here is "which parts of human"
The one everyone would die for: everyone? nope
The one who says uwu frequently: only ironically
The confused host who is still finding out about their system: nope
Human who wishes they were nonhuman: nope
No fucks given: nope! we all give the fucks. if anything our problems tend to come from giving too many fucks
Error 404: Gender Not Found: why stop at 404