today's google search: "is it illegal to dump a bucket of fake giant spiders on a solicitor on my property"
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in reply to @bazelgeuse-apologist's post:
My glib joke answer didn't even finish congealing before it got uppercut by "I bet there's 1+ obscure lawsuit somewhere out there on the books about something like this"
TBH, YEAH... alas google was not forthcoming with The Tea
anyway I have concluded that it is perhaps unwise to dump giant fake spiders on solicitors (especially when some of them may be poor schmucks who don't want to do this either but were roped in by the promise of a decent paycheck!) so perhaps instead I will answer the door in a cultist robe, smile unnervingly while handing said solicitors giant fake spiders, and close the door before they can say anything.
the thing that makes this impractical, though, is that this will establish our house to the neighborhood kids and other spider-positive passersby as "the place to go to get neat giant fake spiders"
Local mythology speedrun: "Fake-Spiders Georg hands out the coolest fake spiders but only to people who don't want them" 360 noclip Final Destination