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in reply to @bazelgeuse-apologist's post:

A very important part of my love for the B-52 is that this creature is just So at every turn and this especially includes the audio design. They gave it a reverb echoing roar as its main call but if you punch it, it squeak-wheezes like it stepped in something wrong and is surprised about this turn of events. Its single most powerful attack is a belly-flop that flops so hard it takes it several seconds to get back onto its feet after. Its shape is alarmingly Rounde for something that flies, but when you inspect it you realize the round is all fur covered by a layer of bombs. The fuse-like hiss of its Bombs 2 growing right before they explode lives in my nightmares, but that's a quiet backdrop to bagel itself sounding like the monstie version of a Three Stooges skit.

YES!!! YOU GET IT!!!

but if you punch it, it squeak-wheezes like it stepped in something wrong and is surprised about this turn of events.

okay so. when I deem something Round, I have to pay acute attention to it first, and there has to be a "hook" that gets me to pay attention in the first place. The Glorious Wew was exactly that for Bagel. They were Just Another Monster at first but then I heard it and was like... "this thing is incredible, actually???" and it all just went uphill from there.

So many monsties are made to be Wicked Metal, or at least very cool, so I appreciate that for World they decided "we're gonna make a girl who causes problems on purpose in the least sexy way. Make her sound like a 60,000lb muppet."