tales from phosphor's savage static: the one time our SAM had to step away before the next pull, and we were discussing strats while waiting for them to come back. except that someone accidentally ran too close to the boss and pulled it
the result: a bunch of dead bodies scattered around the arena, except for the SAM, who was still AFK, their character standing there with their weapon sheathed and arms folded, coolly staring down the P9S boss. like a true anime samurai
(unlike in anime, they still died)
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