my favorite item descriptions in FFXIV are the ones that make me go "what the fuck, ishgard"
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my favorite item descriptions in FFXIV are the ones that make me go "what the fuck, ishgard"
The best headcanon I ever read was that tooltip descriptions (especially the ones from Firmament stuff) are just the Warrior of Light's intrusive thoughts