me: "I'm so cold and hungry... I want soup"
grocery stores: "haha every soup has either meat or celery in it SIKE"
me: ":c"
I love soup as a concept but in practice the only readily available soups I can eat are tomato soup and french onion soup
the things I'd do for some hot, savory congee...
the local asian store has congee in CANS and it is DELICIOUS i am saved 
I am also loading up on french onion soup tomorrow and getting a bunch of spinach and mushrooms to throw in there. if the stores won't sell the veggie soup I so clearly deserve I will cheat my own 
(fallen london stamps by