Phosphor [&]

(tulpamancy in this context is a method for deliberately creating headmates (thus being a way singlets can become plural), with an associated internet subculture that developed independently of other plural communities for decades. it's actually a very interesting community with a lot to offer, but there's a bunch of topics that you'll see over and over and over, generally posted by newcomers and gawkers)

• "guys I've figured it out, God is a tulpa"
• "[some incomprehensible philosophy salad about how we are all tulpas actually]"
• "can my tulpa do my homework for me" (it's always math homework too)
• "I started making a tulpa [short amount of time] ago and I haven't heard or felt anything yet, am I doing something wrong"
• "can I make a tulpa of my favorite character"
• "isn't this self-induced DID/schizophrenia?"
• "what if my tulpa hates me and tries to steal my body"
• "did my tulpa ACTUALLY talk to me or am I making it up"
• "we should use a word other than tulpa" (this has been a bingo square for the entire almost-decade I've known the community, but in recent years it's become a "slams my token down angrily" kinda square)
• "what is a tulpa???" (there is not only an explanation in the sidebar, but a pinned post and a bot that auto-replies to every new thread with a list of resources)
• "is this a tulpa?" (this is a reasonable question actually but it's here anyway because it gets asked so much)
• "should I make a tulpa?" (same as above)
• "can my tulpa help me Improve Myself" (answer: you don't need a tulpa for that)
• "can you sex the tulp???" (answer: yes, but when you ask it THAT way, no)
• "what PROOF is there that tulpas are real" (*facepalms with both my hands*)
• and of course, the free space: "you're all mentally ill losers"