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bazelgeuse-apologist
@bazelgeuse-apologist

I love the Allagan melons (so round!) but gosh do they make me go why


bazelgeuse-apologist
@bazelgeuse-apologist

Allagan Melon Enthusiast (literal) (not an euphemism)


bazelgeuse-apologist
@bazelgeuse-apologist

Capable of movement and tremendously juicy.

  • in-game, it's a minion. it's a very round melon that rolls after your character, and occasionally splits itself in half spontaneously before reassembling itself
  • this is the explanation the game provides: "Since ancient times, melons have been favored in many cultures as nature's drinking flask. Not satisfied with merely their thirst-quenching property, however, Allagan scientists set out to make them portable, and this self-propelled melon is the fruit of their labors."
  • you get them, among other methods, by growing them from seed
  • in addition to unlocking it as a minion, you can use it to craft the Sliced Watermelon furnishing.
  • which you can eat.

it's so fucked up on multiple levels and that is why I am delighted by them. I wish I could put 20 of them on my island to jumpscare everyone who visits me


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