I could get a monstera. after spritzing down three dozen lil closely-clustered leaves every other day a plant with A Few Big Leaves would be cake
but you can't eat monstera, so
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I could get a monstera. after spritzing down three dozen lil closely-clustered leaves every other day a plant with A Few Big Leaves would be cake
but you can't eat monstera, so