(fallen london stamps by I could get a monstera. after spritzing down three dozen lil closely-clustered leaves every other day a plant with A Few Big Leaves would be cake
but you can't eat monstera, so
the secret reason I keep edible plants is that it puts a constraint on my pest control choices. if the plant was already inedible I'd be that much more tempted to jump to systemic pesticides and that's really something I'd rather not get into on principle
like yeah, they're not as terrible indoors where you're presumably not keeping any bees but it's just. it makes my brain itchy