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bazelgeuse-apologist
@bazelgeuse-apologist

there's always like 50 different variants each on diary and pomodoro apps but I think that's cute. much better than 50 different AI apps


bazelgeuse-apologist
@bazelgeuse-apologist

(in all fairness I hear this one is a really sweet game about loneliness, but this is just extremely funny out of context)


bazelgeuse-apologist
@bazelgeuse-apologist

fucking capitalists. we should trick them into uploading their brains into a rickety old server and then eject it into space. unfortunately I don't think this app is doing that


bazelgeuse-apologist
@bazelgeuse-apologist

love to be arbitrarily assigned my Life's Meaning from a random app


bazelgeuse-apologist
@bazelgeuse-apologist

if y'all ever want to just Talk Anonymously Into The Void About Your Problems, please skip like, all of the "talk to a stranger" apps, and drop five bucks on Kind Words instead. it's well worth it for devs who actually think about the social incentives created by their design and who actively moderate shit


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