A: "I think they wanted to make the ending of Pikmin 4 cinematic, so they made the final Dandori Battle unskippable, but to make it accessible they made [redacted] really bad at dandori."
me: "That's really funny considering he's, y'know."
A: "Well, he's also possessed by a parasitic brussels sprout or something, sooo he's not... entirely there."
me: "--so yeah, the leafmen's deal is that they were tranformed, and now they're all obsessed with dandori."
A, snickering: "Ah, so they got staked by the autism asparagus."
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