(said dryly) "It would be irresponsible and inhumane for us to knowingly introject December of the Calendar Council. A December requires adequate enrichment for their enclosure that we are unable to provide, including but not limited to: an entire cell of anarchists to direct."
"...Wait, but would we count as a very, very, very small cell of anarchists?"
"Somehow, I doubt it."
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