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It's a horrible day on the Internet, and you are a lovely geuse.

Adult - Plants-liking queer menace - Front-desk worker of a plural system - Unapologetic low-effort poster

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Three pixel stamps: a breaking chain icon in trans colors against a red background, an image of someone being booted out reading "This user is UNWELCOME at the university", and a darkened lamppost.(fallen london stamps by @vagorsol)



the doctor opens pomegranates by convincing them to turn themselves inside out. it's pretty easy, all things considered - pomegranates naturally want to split apart and get their seeds everywhere.

the main danger is that sometimes they're so eager about it that they expel their seeds with a frankly unnecessary force. makes a mess and also a few holes in the walls or the you. he has it down now, though! to, well, a science


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