if I ever run an internet software I will willfully ignore every single bug report that doesn't include a detailed description of the issue and screenshots/recording thereof and network traces and a full profile of whatever extensions the user has installed. and if it goes down over the weekend or overnight I will tell everyone to go fuck themselves before tumbling back into bed. in fact I think I just won't fix any bugs at all. I am going to run the Big Bill Hell's Cars of software and everyone will thank me for it, goddammit
(for context this is me being hyperbolic about how hecking burnt out I am and not an endorsement of enshittification)
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