Adult - Plants-liking queer menace - Front-desk worker of a plural system - Unapologetic low-effort poster
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(fallen london stamps by @vagorsol)
you haven't experienced hilarity as a glaive user until, during a Counter Signal, you're flailing around because you can't get the damn orange juicebox and time is running out and the monster is still rushing the gate and--
oh. it's dead. because you killed it. with nothing but your bug. that was doing over 150 damage per hit
My personal favorites are the rare but glorious times my bug headbutts the monster so hard (read: is the final point of damage on the invisible meter) I get a tail sever or a knockdown. Rare, but so glorious....
The fun thing about bugfriends in Rise is that even outside of Rampage nonsense, I can reliably get a knockdown on monsters if I'm willing to continuously play the Bug Sniper 2000 minigame while hacking and slashing. It's so ridiculous!!!
