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It's a horrible day on the Internet, and you are a lovely geuse.

Adult - Plants-liking queer menace - Front-desk worker of a plural system - Unapologetic low-effort poster

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bazelgeuse-apologist
@bazelgeuse-apologist

what if I broke into a mall in the dead of night for the sole purpose of leaving increasingly elaborate origami frogs everywhere?? what then, huh???


bazelgeuse-apologist
@bazelgeuse-apologist

fuck you (hides paper bats all over your property)


bazelgeuse-apologist
@bazelgeuse-apologist

five months later they'll still be picking them out of the nooks and crannies. they'll look up and they'll see a blank paper face staring at them from a forgotten ledge. watching. judging. finding wanting


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in reply to @bazelgeuse-apologist's post:

this is like.....very minor grade supervillain vibes.
good work.
keep it up and someday people will be writing thinkpieces about how obviously your methods are unhinged, but, like, you kinda have a point...and maybe Batman should go easy on you.